Thursday, August 24, 2006

Bush Responds: Planet Pluto and the War on Terror

Our Solar System is under attack. We have uncovered a terrorist plot to get rid of a whole planet! Security measures are being increased in all airports in order to keep all astronomers out. All travelers are required to leave their brains behind or hide their brains in their behinds. Suspicious brain activity in airports or government buildings..

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